hypergripe » Jack Worthing http://www.hypergripe.com Share your opinion with the world. What the internet was made for. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:39:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 flip this house “Armando: The Turd” http://www.hypergripe.com/gripe/jack-worthing/flip-this-house-armando-the-turd/ http://www.hypergripe.com/gripe/jack-worthing/flip-this-house-armando-the-turd/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:36:23 +0000 Jack Worthing http://www.hypergripe.com/?p=296 Have you ever watched a television show called Flip This House? The main character… Armando Whateverthechristhisnameis… The guy that the show revolves around is the biggest nerd I have ever had the displeasure of watching on TV. Sure I could turn the channel, but why would I? The guy is such a train wreck that I love watching him make a complete dick of himself. Here’s the thing. He’s an idiot that got lucky. There’s lots of them in Texas. Two or three even became president. Remember the last guy? He was a peach. Then there was his dad… He forgot where he was–in the same city as JFK—the day Kennedy was asassinated. Oh yeah, and another guy named Lyndon Johnson… Can you say Gulf of Tonkin?

Back to Flip this House and Armando… Perhaps I need to pose a question Do I hate Armando or do I hate people from Texas? (If everyone from Texas is like him… Yeah, I could live with hating everybody from Texas.)

Eother way… Dumb show. Stupid guy. If clues were shoes, this cherub faced, drawling, turd of a Texan, would be running around barefoot.”

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He’s dead. He’s gone. Good riddance. One more low life, scum of the earth is now in a better place. (Probably a really warm place. One filled with sulpher and flame…) Anyway… Does the film show that Jackson was in good shape… Kind of. He looked okay for a 50 year old weirdo with Peter pan syndrome. yes, he could still dance. Yes, he could still sing. But the movie itself… A collasal waste of my fucking time and money.

If it wasn’t for my three Bloody Mary’s with breakfast, it would have been entirely unbearable. (It’s not even worth renting the dvd. Save your money.)

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